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Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver
Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!
by mattan2900 September 4, 2010
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Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.
guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower
by expertoneverything September 11, 2010
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road romance

When you flirt and have a good time with another person in the car next to you, on a common road. then you go your separate ways and wish you could meet up again.
on my way to work i had an encounter of road romance, some good flirting... made the start to my day really well!
by kash_04 December 1, 2010
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Road Tax

A specific extra tax motorists (with few exceptions) have to pay in order to drive a car on a public road.
Got to find the money to pay my road tax, or I won't be able to use my car.
by Cyclists Voice of Reason March 27, 2011
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Road Tickle

Manually stimulating your girlfriend as she is driving. For guys it's "road head" and so for females it's "road tickle".
George : Hey guess what happened last night ?
Henry: What ?
George: My girlfriend and I were driving to the movies last night and we almost got into an accident because I was giving her a little road tickle.
by lcp1 May 13, 2011
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Road Challah

A travel sized piece of challah (a braided bread eaten by Jews on the sabbath) that is grabbed in a rush out the door. Road Challahs may be enjoyed by all, even goyim.

Carrying a Road Challah is the sign of a real mensch, having a little nosh throughout the day is a mitzvah.
Quick, grab a road challah! We've got to be on time for yuntif with the whole mishpacha!
by Rabbi Babushkin November 13, 2011
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road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
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