007 reader

When you join someones myspace or other online blog and read it for weeks, months, maybe years and never leave a comment or let them know you read.

Damn, I must have a lot of 007 readers cause I get 100 blog views a day and only 3 comments.

by Lee Byerly January 19, 2008

I-Ready

Program made by satan aka the devil, makes kids wanna kill themselves

Teacher: do 100 trillion hours of I-ready every day!
Me: *Grabs Knife* NOPE!
Teacher: *calls antifun iready troops*
Me: *Gets behind teacher and kills her*
Me: *Kills all the goddamn troops (plory,yoop,pj,sweett,etc)

by SoulFlux February 1, 2019

the girl reading this

Perfection

Guy 1: Sah dude. U ever seen an angel?
Guy 2: Naw bruh. U?
Guy 1: Hell yeah mayn!
Guy 2: Whom’st’dv’th’m’ may i ask?
Guy 1: The Girl Reading This of course

by TheGuyReadingThis February 1, 2018

accelated reader

gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever

AR is a big load of shit

by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

all ready

It means that you agree with what someone is talking to you about. Or it can mean "yes", or "of course".

Reggie: "Nigga, you took my collard greens off that stove?"

Billy: "All ready. Shit, you finna fix me a bowl now ain't cha?"

Reggie: "Hell naw 'ole Samuel L. Jackson looking ass nigga!!"

by C.E.O. December 3, 2006

readington

Not as bad as people say it is. when people discribe it they be negative, leaving out good things like shaefers farm. Some people just don't get Readington's nice environment.

Hey, lets go to the fright fest in readington tonight!

by heyhey6 November 30, 2011

Reading, PA

A small shitty town in Pennsylvania. The people there pretend to be from some place else unless they are rich.

I say I'm from Sinking Spring, PA when I'm actually from Reading.

by FM March 14, 2005