rabbits eating your head

A default state of mind, somewhat like a chosen hallucination, when things get so bad that rabbits eating your head is a beautiful alternative to one’s current reality.

After my third staff meeting of the afternoon, I started to lull myself into the “rabbits eating your head” scenario, just for a little relief.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

rabbittard

A person who is entirely preoccupied with rabbits and their behavior.

My rabbittard sister recently said, “I’ve been noticing that our parents are primarily crepuscular and we all have quite a salad habit so I’m starting to seriously wonder about our genetic background.”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

going at it like rabbits

When 2 people fuck a lot or have sex at a fast speed

Jack and Jill were going at it like rabbits in the bathroom

by Lawtoe November 13, 2017

Tell me about the rabbits, George

A popular quote from John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men (said by Lennie to George), sometimes used when dreaming of something (often along with someone else) that you know will never happen. Usually used in a sad, almost-reminiscent way.

Friend: It'll be okay... You'll get better soon...
Terminally Ill Patient: Tell me about the rabbits, George...
Friend: ... Once you get better, you'll go back to school with all of us again...and you'll pass with the highest grades like always...and then we'll be roommates for college...and everything will all be okay...

by -Kay April 7, 2011

rabbitwoman

A woman who is psychologically and emotionally a human-lagomorph hybrid.

Slowly, over her rabbit-focused lifetime, we watched her morphing into her fully formed identity as a rabbitwoman.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

rabbitgirl

A girl who is such a devotee of rabbits that she has begun to take on the habits and physical characteristics of rabbits.

I’ve noticed that my daughter’s gait has even begun to change, I mean she’s actually hopping; she tells me it’s because she’s a rabbitgirl!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

phantom rabbits

A stress related phenomenon whereas a person sees rabbits here and there, hopping all about; but they are not in fact there.

It was a full-blown case of phantom rabbits that caused her to make the decision to go half-time at her job.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2019