butt-puppet

1. a decorated sock operated from the bottom used for cheap entertainment
2. a (powerful) person controlled by another person. people joke that the person in control serviced that person in the anus.

that girl's got you whipped
you're such a butt-puppet

by ggunit August 3, 2004

Retarded Puppy

a person who is adorable and physically sexy, but mentally retarded, they can get anyone they want, but can't carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life.

Boy 1: Dayumm Veronica is hot, she's got a hot ass.

Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.

Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)

by SmallKittensDie December 4, 2009

Puppa

Italian slang for 'giving head'. This is often used in a situation where someone isn't listening or didn't understand you. Usual reaction to this being said is a head butt.

blowjob, giving head, face, getting told

"...E that' s quando ho eiaculato sul suo fronte."

"Huh, what?"

"PUPPA!!!!!"

by MidgetChrist May 20, 2008

puppy

(1) A thing.
(2) A person.

(1) I wouldn't mess with that puppy; it's breakable.
(2) Tom Delay is one sick puppy.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Puppa

A name for the female Anus.

Abou Diaby : "Grundon, when did you last get puppa?"

Grundon : "Buhhhhh.....never."

Edwina Curry : "lol"

by puppamaster May 31, 2012

hand puppet

Slang for a hand gun. Best used in Mickey Spillane-type crime novels.

....just so the broad knew I meant business, I decided to introduce her to my best friend; a hand-puppet I liked to call "Mr. Thrity-Eight"....

by B.M. Jay August 3, 2005

Puppy Rape

a literary device in which the writer takes a character and puts them through obscene acts of violence and torture for the sake of getting the reader to feel sorry for said character. It's often used by inexperianced/lazy writers who lack the ability to develop a character naturally/create a legitimate arc.

Most young cartoonist I see online are just filled thier comics with Puppy Rape! Nobody know how to tell a story nowadays with being over sensationalist about it.

by Rapscallion-Lad May 8, 2011