purple wand

A device (similar to a dildo) that produces small electrical pulses when touched to the skin, intending to sexually arouse the recipient.

Ooh girl, shock me like a purple wand. Baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel...

by German dungeon porn enthusiast March 10, 2014

purple shower

taking a shower while feeling the effects of codeine syrup. taking a shower while on lean is said to heighten the effects.

i was sippin lean last night, so you know i had to take a purple shower!

by yunghermitkrab June 15, 2017

Purple Paula

Relating to the color of the vagina after some hardcore pounding.

" I think I'll go home and give my wife a purple Paula tonight." or "Why is your girlfriend walking funny?", " I gave her a good ole' purple Paula."

by YoCatsFace March 5, 2010

purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003

purple turtle

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

by Dick Ma May 23, 2003

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor June 5, 2018

Purple Taco

When a girl is punched harshly in the vagina, and it bruises over.

I bet she has a purple taco in the morning!

by carleygee August 29, 2010