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Purple Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. As soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.
I was banging this hooker last night, and I totally gave her the purple donkey!
by HOW_SONAR September 13, 2010
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Burnley Purse

The female version of the burnley wallet wereby the insides protrude from the said she-grimace.
AWWW mate you just gaves our daughter a bleedin burnley purse!
by Julian Danielson September 12, 2006
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Purple Light

Metaphorical for being in a relationship with someone younger than you. Synonymous with Purple Fire.
Woman: That dude is seriously my purple light
by 2207bokaJ June 15, 2018
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PURMP

Another term for Fart (possibly of Southern English origin)
That curry has made me purmp!
by CCR July 23, 2007
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purpdrank

Invented by Gypsy's in the 18th century in a monastery just south of the Mason-Dixon line in a town called Moorsville. This intricately intertwined mixture of both alcohol and drugs made people in the late 1700's see colors never before seen; i.e. "purple."

So, it's blend is as follows (per 12 oz)

*2-4 oz of Promethazine Cough Syrup

*4 OZ Goose Vodka

*2 OZ Sprite

*2 OZ Grape KoolAid

*3 crushed up 1000mg Vicodin Pills

*2 smashed up grape Jolly Ranchers

All ingredients are to be mixed up into a double-cupped all white Styrofoam cup.
Lil Weezy F Baby (The F stands for FEMA) is often seen sippin that purpdrank...

gettin crunk on prunk...
by spocomptonwarriors July 4, 2010
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Puro Cum Tribute Day

On January 6th, people who are fans of puro or are a furry must cum to puro with absolutely no exceptions what so ever.
furry: sorry i cant make it to the party. today is Puro Cum Tribute Day

friend: what the literal fuck is wrong with you
by justin from fortnite January 2, 2021
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Purple Pill

The purple pill equals peace and traveling to different universes in a higher state of consciousness!
It's the pill that's rare both in the matrix and in real life. Morpheus had the last purple pill, yet didn't offer it to Neo. Since Neo din't question his choices or asked if there were other pill choices, Morpheus didn't say anything. If Neo would've taken both the red pill and the blue pill, he would've known that there were glitches(good and bad) in the matrix, like the hand in molten lead glitch. The purple pill would allow Neo to understand that life is full of glitches and hacks and that the system is actually trying to patch up as many glitches and hacks as they possibly can to maintain control.
The purple pill exist in real life. It used to be readily available, until it got replaced with benzodiazepines. The purple pill allows you to restructure your subconscious mind by adding any false memory or experience imaginable no matter how fictional. For example, if you want to believe you were travelling to a different universe where cartoons and smart metal robots(the ones that's metal turn soft during sex and turns tough during battle) actually exist and that a flying robot took you flying and then a flying penguin gave you superpowers, it can seem and feel like a real experience and you'll think that you actually did go to a cooler universe. However, only a purple pill can help you get awesome false experiences.
Morpheus: The red pill or the blue pill.
Neo: There must be another choice.
Morpheus: The purple pill.
Neo: Yes!
Morpheus: But what about picking the red pill or the blue pill.
Neo: Screw it! I'm taking the purple pill!
-Years later, a movement of educated hippies who discovered the secrets of catalyzing peace and exponential learning changed the system forever all because they took the purple pill, experienced inner peace, travelled to different universes, and stuck together to change the system to allow people to become as smart and happy as they want while being individuals. Even if things sort of resemble a rerun of the sixties.-
Neo: I knew the purple pill was worth it. Purple pills for all!
by AGlitchInTheMatrix1 September 19, 2013
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