Scalding The Puppy

Playing an instrument extremely well, and showing it who's boss!

"DUDE! Did you see that dude playing the guitar, at the house party, the other night?!? He was scalding the puppy, man!

by Imapunkster February 18, 2012

bad little puppy

A term used in a sexual activity when one person is bossed around like a little puppy but in a sexual manner. Most times the submissive person is boss’s around by the dominant one in the relationship. Similar to dumb bitch,dirty whore,etc.

man/woman: your a bad little puppy arn’t you

women/man: yes i am pls spank me

man/woman:* spank spank* should i go harder you bad little puppy

woman/man: yes daddy uwu

by Dirty Slut December 16, 2019

sarah princess puppy dog

Jajas nickname for Sarah as she grew up over the years

*sarah walks in*

Jaja:”hey Sarah princess puppy dog!

by who's that dog in the window? November 23, 2021

can I come over to see your puppy

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.

Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?

by interestinggirls1999 April 19, 2018

bad puppy

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit, then proceeding to dunk the females head into the toilet bowl, rubbing her face in the shit.

When I gave that bitch a bad puppy she fucking drowned.

by Kembrew May 24, 2004

ass puppy

A small turd. Used as an insult.

You're quite an ass puppy, Joey.

by Deep Toad June 25, 2005

Puppy

The most stupid, unintelligent creature on the face of the earth capable of climbing into it's own anus. This "animal"'s stupidity is so strong that the basis of negative intelligence can spawn random anti-matter and cause illiteracy in inatimate objects and or damage. Puppies usually live in anus' such as their own or other puppies or people. In the United States and many countries it is illegal to own or sell puppies. A puppy's eyes radiate the most powerful stupidity levels, passing a quick glance will cause immediate and irreversible intelligence loss. Puppies must have their eyes covered by a small cloth at all times, this will also prevent excitement that may cause it's anus to explode. Puppies are known to give off radiation.

Despite common believe, dogs are never to be confused with puppies. When a puppy grows, it simply becomes a larger puppy, when a dog grows it becomes a large dog.

That man has a puppy! Open fire!

He's got puppies strapped onto him, (Suicide puppy bomber) retreat.

Soldier, do not let that small sheet lift from that things eyes, it's anus will fucking explode.

This man appears to have been within 20,000 miles of a puppy, he's a fucking moron!

by rectalexplosion May 5, 2011