Instagram Pretty

The phenomenon where mediocre to slightly unsightly girls’ physical appearances benefit in photo form from Instagram filters.

Matthew: Yo, so what does that girl you hooked up with look like?

Mark: Ehh. She's ok, well Instagram Pretty.

Luke: So on Facebook, she's a 7 but in real-life actually a 4?

John: Yeah bruh!

by Marc Suckerburg August 13, 2012

sittin pretty

laid back,no worries,chillin

we were sittin pretty in the v.i.p. in envy.

by bobby vicente January 19, 2005

ugly bitch trying to look pretty

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.

You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

by IluvB123 March 3, 2005

not a pretty sight

Unpleasant or bad to look at. Usually something very visual, but not always.

After the drunken brawl, Mike's apartment and face were not a pretty sight.

After using all those extra data allowances, my cell phone bill was not a pretty sight.

by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends

This... This is just straight facts from god

- I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends, one is always ugly

by 3lsda November 3, 2020

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly

what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!

by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020

The Pretty Reckless

The Pretty Reckless are an American hard rock band. Their sound is like that of classical rock n' roll blended with a modern twist, and occasionally with a grunge sound complimented by great guriffs. The members consist of former TV starlet, Taylor Momsen who stands as frontwoman and songwriter. Ben Phillips, the lead guitarist, who has an old sexy classic rock voice and tributes to the band's songwriting. Mark Damon is their bassist, who stands at over 6ft. and doubles as security for the band, according to Taylor in an interview. Lastly is the spectacular drummer, Jamie Perkins. Apart from his dazzling drumming skills, his beautiful beard and matching hair leaves many Zombies--the name fans of 'The Pretty Reckless'--in complete awe.

Zombie 1: My favorite album is 'Light Me Up', but I'm feeling this new 'Going To Hell' album!

Zombie 2: 'Going To Hell' rocks--no pun intended. 'Fucked Up World' is my favourite track.

Peasant: The Pretty Reckless aren't all that.

Zombie 1: LEAVE.

Zombie 2: GET OUT.

by Evad Graves April 30, 2014