Porn remorse

That sinking feeling after you blow your load, when you look at the porn you've been jerking off to and wonder why you got off on it. Usually applies to fetish orientated material.

The feeling usually subsides minutes later.

*spooge* "....Why the bloody hell did this picture of woman rubbing socks on herself get me off? Man I'm weird. I should throw this stuff out."

*5 minutes later*

"Shit, why did I throw that out? That picture was hot!"

by Dirtyhobohobo May 16, 2005

Church Porn

Heterosexual (of course) soft core porn that usually depicts married couples and generally doesn't explicitly show penetration, doesn't imply anal penetration, and usually involves missionary or woman-on-top positions. Often found on Cinemax After Dark.

My wife got horny last night after we watched some church porn.

by sdtopensied February 4, 2010

gay porn

what makes me hot.

i love to stick my cock into another guy

by carlos riez February 18, 2004

pocket porn

When pornographic materials are stored or viewed on a handheld device, usually one with video &/or WiFi capabilities.

Dan: Dude, sweet iPhone! Whats the best feature?
Shaun: Dude, the pocket porn, easily.
Dan: Haha. Fo Sho.

by bombom November 21, 2007

Midget Porn

Pornography where people who are short in stature partake in sexual acts. Sometimes depicted in baby jumpsuits and diapers.
I dunno, never watched it. . .

Paul: "there was this porno where they where dressed as babies!"
Francis: "Oh yeah!! Midget Porn!!! that's deadly!"
Paul: "Eh, Midgets?? surre. . . .!"
Gareth: "DAAAMN!?!?! Franny watches baby porn!!"
Francis: "It's not babies it's midget porn!"
Paul: "What's that?! Male babies?!?!"
All: "Franny, your sick!"

by -peslo- January 28, 2008

mobile porn

1) Pornographic or adult entertainment formatted for cellphones, smartphones and other mobile devices.

2) Adult videos, audio or picture files formatted for mobile devices.

Jimmy downloaded mobile porn by accessing the mobile porn directory called myiplayground.com

by mobile guy August 17, 2009

porn damaged

A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.

I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged

by Rancidelephant January 24, 2008