Vaginal politics

Politics done by humans who have vagina. Mostly girls, prominently done in spaces like girls hostels.

I am done with the vaginal politics here.

by PseudoMK May 12, 2024

Politics

A way to gently prove that you’re better and smarter than everyone. Usually by a person who knows as much about democrats as he does about what a pussy looks like.

Best mindset- politics are important but when someone is saying a joke that’s not a pass to start pissing glue

by I lost the big game June 2, 2021

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Political Froot Loops

is a colloquial term often used to describe politicians or political figures who make outlandish statements, exhibit bizarre behavior, or hold extreme beliefs that are perceived as unconventional or detached from reality. The term is derived from the breakfast cereal "Froot Loops," which consists of brightly colored, sugary cereal rings. In this context, it implies that the individual's views or actions are as whimsical and nonsensical as the cereal itself.

The politician's latest rant about aliens invading Congress was just another serving of Political Froot Loops, leaving many wondering about the state of their sanity.

by Al-Coc March 10, 2024

Red Eagle Politics

A mixed race, far-right content creator/tweaker with fetal alcohol syndrome and hair loss. He advocates for the establishment of an ethno-state while also dreaming of having tri-racial Vietnamese babies.

Kevin: Yo did you catch that new Red Eagle Politics video.
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers

by 11copniggas July 8, 2024

Middle Eastern politics

A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.

Man, the world is so complicated now! It's all Middle Eastern politics!

by Sepia_ May 14, 2024

Because it's politically inconvenient for me

Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.

Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2023