politics

some messed up shit.

What the fuck is wrong with Politics?
Everything..

by _bIlLiE eYeLaSh_ May 29, 2019

Hypnotic Politics

A Behind the Scenes or not visually present Faction or influence representing hidden motives of Church & State with the ability of persuasion in the House of Representatives & state department.

The new Bill strangely posed an excepted majority of votes from what I call the Rhelm of Hypnotic Politics.

by Abbynhacked March 4, 2021

Political swag

One who presents genius and renovating ideas during the 2012 state of the union address.

Barack Obama has so much political swag after that stae of the union address

by Wervevrtb February 14, 2012

Political Analphabet

A political analphabet it's a person that doesn't have any deep knowledge in politics. Most of the issue comes from the lack of reading books, poor analysis of information, and the person getting all of his knowledge from memes born from political shitposting that simplify all of the information.

Person A: Look at this meme "Person B", this is totally you in the political spectrum.
Person B: STFU "Person A", you are a political analphabet

by mctwist23 June 27, 2020

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Politics

Being told how to live but not in a fun sexual/kinky way. Often includes terms such as, "tariffs, economy, and your mom."

Hanna: I asked your mom about politics, and she told me she knows everyhting...it kind of made me uncomfrtable when she grabbed my thigh.

Sarah: Okay who did you vote for?

by Fall1234 April 8, 2025

Political punch

When a liberal does something stupid that makes someone want to choke a liberal.

Joe Biden " let's raise taxes 45% to help local strip clubs" conservative says" That's a stupid idea!, I'm going to give you a political punch in the throat"!!

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021