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Politics

When grown ass adults fight over which colorful animal they like.
NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.
by comradenazi September 23, 2020
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Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.
Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.
by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024
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Political dry zone

A place, often a private business or organization, where it is prohibited to discuss politics or issues related to it, with exceptions for certain social issues and or issues that may affect how that business or organization runs
Evan: Hey, did you hear about the debate last night? I hear it got really intense when the candidates fought over how to address crime and government reform.
Simone: I know, but we can’t talk about that right now because we are in a political dry zone.
Evan: I have never heard of it. What is that?
Simone: It means this restaurant expects the people eating inside it to not discuss politics. If you don’t follow that rule, they will refuse to serve you and kick you out. This type of rule is often done to reduce stress on other people dining here and the restaurant’s employees and to help prevent violence confrontations by eliminating opportunities for intense disagreements to arise.
Evan: Okay then I’ll stop.
by Vanguard 1998 May 30, 2021
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political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.
The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.
by darcwizrd September 10, 2013
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politically inclined

A phrase used to describe someone who is skilled at forming and or understanding government policies on a wide array of issues and the politics related to them in a nonbiased manner. Usually someone who is politically inclined has been exposed to political issues for a long time from a wide array of different perspectives.
Jefferey understands why the government implemented fees in order to get a hunting and fishing licenses in order to operate certain programs and agencies that are there to help educate and protect the public and the environment. He also understands why some state governments offered incentives for people to get vaccinated against Covid-19 in order slow and eventually stop the spread of the virus. He is politically inclined.
by Vanguard 1998 July 9, 2022
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Polite cat

by UrLocalSeagull June 16, 2023
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neo-political corrector

in a post-Bill Clinton libero-democratic society, a politically conscious/ conscientious individual who like it or lump it isn't afraid to voice his or her opinion
I would consider myself to be a neo-political corrector since I don't like campus craziness
by Sexydimma December 19, 2017
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