Peanut Butter Cupcake

When one inserts a candle into the rectum, and smears peanut butter around it. For their dog to enjoy on their dogs birthday.

Rover turned 10 today so I made him a peanut butter cupcake. He blew out MY candle!

by hoT EPlC January 29, 2019

Peanut Butter

You rub it on your nuts and your dog licks it off.

Peanut butter licked off my sack by my pooch nigga

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

big-peenitus

A rare disease in which the person with it has an extremely large penis. This disease is terminal.

John: Hey man, I just got back from my physical.

Bill: How'd it go?

John: I was diagnosed with big-peenitus

by getnfrisky December 14, 2009

Penis Peanut Butter

When you stick your penis in the brand new jar of peanut butter. Goes great with gina jelly.

"Somebody penis peanut butter our new jar of peanut butter"

by Tangy_sludge January 11, 2017

Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 4, 2010

Peanut butter balls

A medication that someone would take for seizures.

He takes the peanut butter balls for his shakes

by JGBoylan1 October 10, 2009

peanutbutter

Pronounced pea nut butt her. When you bust a nut with your peehole in her butt.

I peanutbuttered that bitch.

by KRinnovations November 23, 2013