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peter kay

the ultimate legend! do you know any one else from bolton who can get more then 1 person in a room to laugh with them and not at them!
"garlic-bread"

"you mean garlic...... and bread!"

"gaaaaaaaarlic bread!"
by sausage fingas May 8, 2005
mugGet the peter kaymug.

Peter Piper

When a guy is eatin a girl out with one finger up her but then procedes to bite her clit
Janets pussy smelt bad so Ryan gave her a peter piper.
by brady and damon August 14, 2006
mugGet the Peter Pipermug.

peter parker

When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
she was blinded for life as a result of his peter parker.
by jon abbot August 7, 2007
mugGet the peter parkermug.

Peter Parker

When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
My wife Peter Parkered herself while watching a Spiderman movie last night.
by Azzazicc May 16, 2016
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Sam peters

Fucking nonce and pedophile that touches up little vulnerable girls
NAaaaa what the fuck stop being such a sam peters u fucking weirdo,mum look its a sam peters touching up grandma!
by A victim of sam peters May 21, 2019
mugGet the Sam petersmug.

Peter Nathan

Oh shit, my Peter Nathan is itchy!
by mvp20 May 7, 2011
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The Touch of Peter

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch
(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!
by ROFLCOPTER007 July 7, 2009
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