the ultimate legend! do you know any one else from bolton who can get more then 1 person in a room to laugh with them and not at them!
by sausage fingas May 8, 2005

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
by jon abbot August 7, 2007

When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
by Azzazicc May 16, 2016

NAaaaa what the fuck stop being such a sam peters u fucking weirdo,mum look its a sam peters touching up grandma!
by A victim of sam peters May 21, 2019

by mvp20 May 7, 2011

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch
(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch
(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch
(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)
Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!
Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!
by ROFLCOPTER007 July 7, 2009
