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The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
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Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.
Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?
by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018
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Patrick's Kai'Sa

Slang for losing an easy game
Me; Dude I'm so fed, we better not pull a Patrick's Kai'Sa on this game

Me; How the fuck did we lose? You all pulled a fucking Patricks's Kai'Sa didn't you?
by DeclaringPond May 28, 2018
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patrick tsang

An epic leader of sorts. Capable of great change even writing hard headed people. An empowering individual who pushes everyone around him to achieve the highest level of excellence!

In short, a good man and a fine gentleman of excellent quality.

Also the best person to recommend a restaurant.
Damn... That guy is a Patrick Tsang

Damn... I wish i could Patrick Tsang things up at work
by Basboosa the Great June 8, 2018
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Patrick

Patrick is so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He's the kind of guy you love spending time with. He's always there for you no matter what. He has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Patrick is really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
Being with a Patrick is so much fun!
by kikiagirld November 7, 2019
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Patrick

by Patrick Mulraney November 9, 2019
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Patrick Bryan

GOAT in autobot language is Patrick Bryan. He is the best. Sexiest hooper in the country. All the bitches love him. There’s times where people can’t handle his greatness that comes to his actions and words. There’s times where he fucks sexy teachers for 100s on tests. Patrick can never be stopped. He like BBB. Big Booty Bitches
All girls:Is that Patrick Bryan! He’s such a zaddy I want him;)
by Jake wilford November 11, 2019
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