Cabbage-patchy

Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.

Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today with your cheekbones inside your eye-sockets.

by Mary Rottencrotch December 12, 2008

patching

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

by edilla February 8, 2010

Running through the okra patch

Drinking all of the beers on the menu.

Tyler: let's go running through the okra patch!

Chris: I fucking hate you.

by chriscepticon June 18, 2016

snatch patch

for a ladie who has a wee wee stain in her underwear!
or could be a period stain!

i went donw on her and the was a snatch patch in her knickers!

by silvermanz January 1, 2007

satch patch

ball sack, usually found on the male species

He scratched his hairy satch patch.

by JenRae May 13, 2005

gopher patch

the patch of skin behind the penis/vagina to the asshole, between the legs. Most commnly rubbed during intercourse or agitated by underwear.

I gotta get a new pair of thongs, these keep rubbing my gopher patch raw.

by Bigfut March 1, 2007

Period Patch

The thin brown piece of cloth that is always located in the crotch region of womens tights and bathing suits. This protective layer prevents heavy periods from gushing all over the place. Also prevents camel toes.

I am so glad these pair of tights have period patches otherwise my huge vagina would have bled everywhere!

by Belgian fool February 19, 2010