The true definition of a fuck boy. Thinks he is a chick magnet, when really he’s a dick fagget. Has a huge ego. Thinks his shit don’t stink. & Is great at ruining good things when he has one.
Parker Walton is a man whore
by A33b44c55 December 13, 2017
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A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
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when you help everyone you know but put yourself last
John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex
by D1sc0rd March 1, 2022
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A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.
Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!
by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019
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Girl Parker’s are the best. They’re usually talented at something or athletic and have the best eye for style, music, and art. Girl Parker’s are the sweetest and most empathetic and caring people in the world (which some can find surprising because of their intimidating looks). Girl Parker’s are beautiful in a way that is unexplainable, you just get a crush on them no matter what. It helps that their body is fit. They’re charming, flirty, and honest. They have amazing banter and are very observant. Girl Parker’s are 100% wifey-material, and will always support their friends x
Boy 1: I’m in love with parker girl
Boy 2: everyone is in love with parker!
by Sexygodmsbn November 23, 2021
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A really hot guy the most interesting guy in the world he is strong and determined he's going to go to UNC
by Pollb March 20, 2017
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Parker brown is the best student ever and he is so cool!
Parker brown is a human being just like you and he is a student and this can help you to know who the coolest student is
by Unknown (def not Parker) February 25, 2022
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