Pack the Crack

Verb;

To perform anal sex; to stimulate another anus sexually using toys

Bro, Jessica totally let me pack the crack last night!
No way dude, Maxie won't ever let me even bring up the subject of anal!

by chrisbkremes October 4, 2017

pack on mute

You have no drugs to sell because your broke

Your nigga came in with his pack on mute

by Ivey asf nigga November 15, 2017

Pack of Gummies

When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.

I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.

Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2018

packing my ass

Lying to me.

Man, that salesguy was packing my ass when he said that used Chevy had a new engine.

by JaggyB June 7, 2018

Pack the Wound

Vaginal sex. See also hatchet wound.

I’m headed home. Rachel is begging me to pack the wound tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

packing an ambassador

Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.

Girl: “damn that Greek guy packing an ambassador over there💦💦💦”

by El ritardo July 6, 2019

Packing Peanut House

This is when ones house or room or apartment is filled entirely with Packing Peanuts. Very Good for Hibernation in Cold Countries like Canada. This message is approved by Shaqib Khan

It's really cold out. Lets make a Packing Peanut House

by Sqb1990 November 11, 2019