Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

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Onety-Twone

Something smart, reverse of twenty-one

“Whats ten plus nine?”
“Onety-Twone”
“You smart”

by Some kid on reels January 7, 2026

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Its only meatballs.

Used first by the player Hilgomir from the popular genre of games "World of Warcraft" is used as an excuse when someone is talking on a microphone with their mouth full.

Raid Leader: I fucking hate when people talk with their mouth full...It pisses me off.
Offender: Its only meatballs.

by Anktos January 21, 2015

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Pros only

A phrase that is unintentionally ironic and uttered by an insecure male after performing an action that is anything but professional or noteworthy

"Bro, I just bought some skim milk and skittles at the grocery store...pros only"

by Jaybone69 February 1, 2015

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facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..

Facebook only family's crack me up.

by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014

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