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Kevin

The single greatest person to ever step foot on earth. Should be treated as a God
‘Woah’
What’s up, what is it
‘Look, that guy is a Kevin’
‘Oh my goddddd’
by PostboxMissile November 13, 2018
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Kevin

kevin is the most fun loving guy and one of the best boyfriends you could ever have. although he is good he is also a goofball that says things that dont make sense this is why it is impossible th stay mad at him, he alway makes you laugh. you can also have a serious conversation with him and he will always make u fell like the most special girl in the world.
Kevin is a great guy.
by fishyboy666 July 9, 2019
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Kevin

A big black man with a large shlong with a footer underneath and gives really good intercourse he has big cash and spends lots and gives girls good head for dinner.
Her boyfriend has a large shlong

Must be a kevin
by jewohfwehoifo March 18, 2021
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Kevin

A Kevin is sweet and caring. He's also a gamer who could go on for days just talking about one game, a true game nerd. He's a god who can't be compared to anyone. A sweet, loving, gaming, breathtaking, lovable, sexy, nerdy god. He's confident and won't let anyone stop him from getting what he wants. I'm glad I found one who I can love that loves me back.
Girl 1: I met a Kevin last night.

The girls blow up suddenly

Girl 2: Really?! Lucky!

Girl 3: IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM, I'LL TAKE HIM!

Girl 4: You better treat him well or I will kill you!

Girl 5: Good luck in bed, wink wink nudge nudge

Girl 1: EVERYONE CALM DOWN

Kevin: Hey girls.

Girl 1: KEVIN!!!

She leaps to him and giggles, wrapping her arms around him and nuzzles him softly. He smiles and pulls her close, gently kissing the top of her head.

Kevin: Hello, love.

Girls 2-5: Awwwe
by DyingSlowly February 27, 2019
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Kevin

There are a lot of Kevin in the world but you gotta find this kevin:
Kevin is a really gentle, caring person. He would give you his own jacket but also care for you excessively. Whenever you hang out with Kevin, it'll be your best time. A really really great hugger too, when he hugs you, your heart will just go AWW. Al in all, you're lucky to meet a Kevin, who wouldn't want this type of Kevin in their lives?
You:
I feel really sad today...
Kevin:
Next time we will hang, I'll give you a hug.
You: *melt away*
by Xinka November 10, 2019
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Kevin

A fit guy with a huge dick. Fun to hangout with and he must workout a lot to be this stunning.
Kevin: A muscular jock
by The cool man June 20, 2018
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The Kevining

When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems
My day was going brilliantly until the kevining
by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019
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