A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.
Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it
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Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
by Ben (sans companion) January 31, 2005
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Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
by AT Hill February 18, 2009
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by superweird_95 May 7, 2011
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by Andrewjacksonbadass September 30, 2013
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SGT. Diaz explained to the rookie to not take it personal that Officer Klondike never asked him for assistance, as everyone knew that Klondike was an Old Salt that wanted nothing to do with rookies.
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