Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.

Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.

by Growth Squared April 15, 2022

Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?

Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe

by fevergoat January 5, 2011

Goat Scraper

1. One who scrapes out grout from between tiles 2. The goat scraping tool itself 3. Any type of scraping work that is difficult and arduous 4. Holding the lowest position at work

Hey Goat Scraper! Grab your goat scraper and scrape out all the goats in the master shower before lunch time or I will slash your tires and knock up your sister! If I see even one goat un-scraped I will break your fingers one knuckle at a time.

by Planetstills September 10, 2016

Satan Goat

A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?

"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"

by Welcome ToWonderland May 3, 2015

Goated Amount

You are Goated at everything

I am Goated Amount

by IPhone2isPro? March 7, 2022

goat-faced

Having a tired, haggard face, usually the result of too much cocaine use.

"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."

by rockemsockemblowbots October 28, 2007

mermaid goat

A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.

Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.

by randompersonlol29 March 2, 2017