Mum

A women who looks after you and cares for you and hasn't always given birth to you.

My mum looked after me

by Random_Jake November 4, 2019

Ur mum

The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.

Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol

by TheBigGill December 5, 2022

sook ye mum

I think this is pretty straight forward its a nicer way of saying "suck ye mum"

player 1:
"your garbage at the game"
player 2:
"sook ye mum"
player 1:
"no you"

by bruhmomentumzzz March 10, 2021

Mum

I'm ur mum

Mum is mom

by Børéđ March 21, 2020

ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

megs mum

The hottest milf around, megs mum has not interest in Meg.

The only interests she has is with the young lads around Meg.

That’s why Megs mum always keep Meg under her shoe. This way Meg will never disobey her mother’s wishes.

Have you see Megs mum, god damn.

She’s a milf and a half!

by Definitely_not_george October 30, 2021