earth muffin

hippie/enviro/tree-hugger girls, especially the cute ones, and with a good connotation.

I'm gonna head down to the Green Festival and try to pick me up an earth muffin.

by Mark Zim January 2, 2009

blueberry muffins

A synonym for Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry muffins.

Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!

Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.

Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.

by O' Briney March 5, 2009

muffintastic

For those of you that love muffins, this compares an object to the awesomeness of muffins.

I love your earrings: they're muffintastic!

by lizard6745 September 17, 2009

Muffin Bluffin'

Another phrase for a cock-tease; a person who gets you all hot and bothered, and then backs of.

She was all ready to go, and then leaves me, high and dry.

Yea, dude. She was muffin bluffin'!

by Zombender September 11, 2010

lard muffin

cow lard+cake mix=lard muffin

I'm gonna feed you this lard muffin if you dont shut up.

by rawrmarkers November 2, 2007

terd muffin

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

by java monster February 22, 2008

yag muffin

A person with extreme gay tendencies that calling them gay simply will not do it...

Josh: Damn that boy is cute...

Shawn: N**** you actin like a real yag muffin right now...

Josh: Yea you right, it be like that sometimes...

by Marky Diz March 24, 2010