by VikkiVuk July 2, 2022
Get the message walling mug.An Italian last name my Dad's Mom's/Nonna's last name before she was married. Name of southern Italian descent. People with this surname are Italian if the double s and vowel end wasn't already a clue.
by A700 January 12, 2023
Get the Massari mug.A mass of nothing else but a massive load of cum! A load so large it would take an entire janitorial crew to clean it up. Even the most experienced load takers quiver in fear of the Massanutten! But your mom would def take it.
by TomPhuckery February 24, 2023
Get the Massanutten mug.A penis that combined with the right rhythmic movement more easily incites an orgasm by being a length that more directly hits the G-spot in vaginal sex, or the prostate during gay anal sex. And may also cause ejaculation.
Considering how quickly his partner orgasmed and ejaculated at the sex party, he must have that massager dick.
by LeNair Xavier February 25, 2023
Get the massager dick mug.Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.
Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"
Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"
Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"
by Doug W! May 31, 2023
Get the Massachusetts Minuteman mug.by Buffalo13 August 21, 2009
Get the texticle messaging mug.When you're computer of laptop finally get so old that the "Your Virtual Memory Is Too Low" message appears in the bottom right corner of the screen.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Jack at all today?
Man 2: Nah, he got the dinosaur message for the 5th time today so he's gonna trade up.
Man 2: Nah, he got the dinosaur message for the 5th time today so he's gonna trade up.
by Mexican Rice May 14, 2010
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