mommed out

1 to be so absorbed in family life that a mother becomes completely detached and even lethargic when it comes to her personal self; to be selfless to the point of self neglect; to lose your individuality to the collective

2 the compulsive need to mother everything you encounter, whether spouses, children, animals, inanimate objects or complete strangers; the compulsive need to tell the world how it should be living it's life;the propensity to believing that everything you encounter somehow NEEDS your advice and will otherwise perish into oblivion without your help

I have many women friends who are totally mommed out. "She totally mommed out on me."

by princessgrace August 17, 2011

you are mom

You use this phrase if you don't know the difference of "you are" and "your".

Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.

World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

by JuulKing March 26, 2018

your mom

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your mom

by Doge doge doge January 10, 2017

Brad's Mom

An unbeleivable milf. She will do anything you want from her.

Person 1: Wow dude, look at Brad's Mom... what a milf.

Person2: Yeah, we did it in every way last night.

OR

jesus, would you check out that Brad's mom, what a milf.

by Lucas13 September 10, 2008

Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016

My Mom

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020

Soccer Mom

A suburban,(white, 95% of the time) middle-class mom who drives a mini-van and has usually 2-4 kids. She holds mostly conservative political views, and is unemployed. She spends her day watching daytime television, and/or grocery shopping for her family. She gets all her money from her husband. She usually is semi-religious and often shelters her children. Her other duties consist of dropping off and picking up her children from soccer practice, and other sports or activities. She also gets overly-involved in her children's school, being an active member of the PTA. She is exactly what makes suburban life so dull.

A woman who is way too overprotective and involved in her children's lives is a soccer mom.

by TomNook June 9, 2011