Matt Huber

The guy you dont want yo give your face too

did you see how matt huber wasnt active for a while

by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020

Matt Fitchner

Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !

I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !

by J Arroz July 25, 2012

Matt Pfeffer

Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.

Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.

by B!tchesloveme April 22, 2022

Matt P

Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!

Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why

Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people

by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 1, 2023

Matt Stonie

The feeling of being absolutely stoned.

Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?

by Dr. Gill March 1, 2023

matt-rass

v. To harrass a "Matt"

I'm feeling mischevious. Let's go matt-rass

by lafrancium June 25, 2009

The Matt Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matt Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matt: Yeah of course mate, wouldn't miss it for the world

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of attending the party

by P A Akin May 24, 2019