Mariah Carey

i don't know about you all, but i think it would be nice if some people learned how to spell.

idiots.

by mar-eye-a care-E September 1, 2003

mariah carey

Some chick who sings r&b and I don't care how "pretty" her voice sounds, her music is so lame and b-o-r-i-n-g. Her horrible songs get played everywhere.
She wears really skanky outfits too. Why would anyone look up to her as a role model?

Mariah Carey fan: "Like you are sooo jealous of her because she is pretty and can sing."

Me: "Jealous my fucking ass. I don't want little ghettofied people worshiping me everywhere I go."

by rageagainstthemachinefan September 15, 2005

mariah carey

a women eminem fucked in the ass
a stupid bitch like jessica simpson
a women every dyke wants to lick
a whore looser then lil kim herself,trust me,it looks like Two roast beefs closed together rip'd apart

eminem "we just met and i Fucked You"
the game "i wouldnt that bitch mariah carey even if she had an ashanti ass"

by homeboy April 18, 2005

Maria

A girl who looks really hot with Big Boobs and who is a chatterbox!

Look at that girl over there? She must be a Maria!

by D Shok January 18, 2017

bloody maria

A tequila and tomato juice based cocktail. Simply put, a bloody mary with tequila instead of vodka.

1 part tequila
3 parts tomato juice
6 drops lemon juice
two drops tabasco sauce
pinch of celery salt
pinch of garlic salt

Serve with a celery stick over large ice cubes. Works great as a hangover antidote.

by Bugsy August 11, 2005

Mariah Carey

only the hottest girl in the world

"holy crap she's soooooo damn hot....must be MARIAH CAREY...im gonna bone her...someday"

by muh rye uh care eeeee April 2, 2003

Mariah Carey

an annoying woman who shouldn't even be classified as a musician. i can't stand her voice. it is too raspy. her songs are even more annoying than her voice. plus, she can't dance to save her life. it so boring seeing her videos. i can almost puke when i hear her and see her.

person: i can't stand mariah carey.
me: do you want to be my best freind because i totally agree with you!
person 2: mariah carey is so hot and she is a talented singer!
me: how do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning! mariah carey is a lousy singer and has no talents whatsoever. have you seen her movie glitter? i mean come on, that shouldn't even be classified as a movie! okay, you know what, why don't you just get away from me, now!!

by gap06 January 9, 2006