moserity

absolute cock whore works at a roblox school bc he has no one in real life

person 1:moserity wants your dick dude

person 2: wtf that’s no surprise

by mellys target June 30, 2019

Modern Combat

The n00b's version of the title of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."

Guy 1: Yo, dude! Let's go play some Modern Combat!
Guy 2: Bitch, I ain't be playin' no fake-ass shit like dat. Dat bitch be called Modern WARFARE. Say it wrong again and I'mma pop a cap in yo ass, crackah.

Fancy Guy 1: Hello, friend. Would you like to utilize our game consoles to play Modern Combat?
Fancy Guy 2: Oh, dear, chap. It appears the title you've used to refer to our game is incorrect. The correct alias is "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2," or "Modern Warfare," as an abbreviated version.

by Ishalldefinesomewords December 9, 2009

Miserable

Steve or semen sadorkie's Miserable fat dad (with a chode and third nip) who Mike H. named Miserable cause he is the le miserables....:)

Suck it easy Miserable.

by YIKES August 30, 2004

MHSer

MHSer - A teenager in their own drunken world. MHSer's get weed in one phone call, have atleast 5 "connections" no questions ask,their parents drive a car over 40 grand, they go to every school event piss drunk, MHSer's drinks alone and will find any excuse to down a bottle of 151, these kids put vodka in a water bottle and drink it through the school day, these kids usually have so many clothes from abercrombie or polo they could become part owner of the company, despite the money these kids have, they have drinken so much keystone or bucsh lite its become an aquired taste, the girls own atleast $300+ designer purse, the guys all own atleast 15 collard shirts minimum, MHSer's parents are usually clueless to what their teens are doing or just dont give a fuck, the school is full of future stars of "girls gone wild" An ounce of haze is like pocket change, when listening to DMB they all see the same goddamn thing, cloudy colors and swirls. half of the kids think theyre ghetto, and yet pull off the abercrombie look. these kids arnt afraid to do/sell hard drugs and smoke 3-7 days out of the week. Despite being fucked up, rich, and have sex, 24/7 these kids are excellent athletes and do etremely well in school with high GPA's. that is a true MHSer.

Todd- yo last night i got some bitch so fucked up we was gonna bang but then she threw up on my prada shoes i was like hoe get out! then i went home and finished my calculus homework

Joe-damn i smoked like 9 blunts and i dont remember what happened. i burned a hole in my new pole, i was so pissed i just knocked a bottle of skyy off. i was hung over but i took my exam and got a 97%

Random person- Man fuckin MHSer's always got it good

by MSHer April 1, 2004

modern warefare 2

the soon to be greatest FPS(first person shooter) of all time, the most anticipated game of the decade and the coolest speacial edition ever=modern warefare 2, it combines several diffrent guns from games such as modern warefare 1, rainbow 6 vegas, socom and crams it into one mega game full of twists turns and a bunch of other things that are TOO HARDCORE TO SAY ON THE INTERNET

jesus of videogames= modern warefare 2

by willl-i-am August 5, 2009

Modern Man

Comes Hybred as standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.

Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought he was quiet.

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

Modern Warfare 2

The followup to IW's hit game "Modern Warfare". It has an intense 1 player campaign, a unique co-op system called Special Ops, and a multiplayer component that some call the best ever and "an unbalanced, overrated piece of garbage". Personally, i think the multiplayer is intense and exciting no matter how long you've been playing.

Kid 1:Modern Warfare 2 is the best invention since toilet paper!
Kid 2: Modern Warfare sucks halo is 100 times better.

by xBoX GuY 16523 November 12, 2010