Mike's List 

An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.

Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.

Mike's List by Jotok November 21, 2010

Mikeclareish 

(adj.) Usually used in the context of describing another person. Jerkish, stupid, jabronie that sucks and only thinks and cares about himself/herself.

Uuuughhhh! You are so mikeclareish! Just go away so I don't have to deal with your stupidness!

Mikeclareish by Mikis C. April 9, 2011

MikeHach 

A highly indecisive worm like creature who often refers to problems with the word "Ass"

The early bird gets the MikeHach.

MikeHach by Balls2GO August 31, 2011

mike tysons elbow

When you are busting for a shit.

I'm busting for a shit that bad it feels like mike tysons elbow coming out of my arse.

mike tysons elbow by Bobb Todd May 11, 2014

mike rivera

a man that jerks off at least thirteen times a day.

you're such a Mike rivera

mike rivera by dicknibbler January 27, 2016

Mike LaTorres 

1. The name version of "My Clitoris"

Did you see Mike LaTorres on the news last night?

Mike LaTorres by Mike LaTorres July 25, 2016

Mike Mowinski 

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!

When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!

Mike Mowinski by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017