Melf

Short for myself

My, Melf, and I

by CheeseWack8 October 24, 2018

MILF May

A month where boys are only able to have sex with MILFS.

yo bro! u ready for MILF May?

by KarolineVangErTilDværge November 21, 2018

milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018

Milf

ur mom

ur mom a milf

by coolgirl74 December 11, 2018

Milf

Milf=Noah Grimes

That Noah grimes kid is a milf

by Logeman487 December 14, 2018

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

milf management

Best score keeper in BYB. Know for always having caprisuns on hand for her competitive athletes.

Wow I’m so thankful there’s good milf management.

by Milf manager March 1, 2019