A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.

Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"

Mary's Cancer by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011

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Mary-Kendall

marykendalls have perfect bodies, are hilarious, and think they are the shit because they are the shit!

Guy #1: Damn that girl is so fine

Guy #2: Yeah man she's a Mary-Kendall

Mary-Kendall by Equis69 July 6, 2011

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Mary Mayhem

The most epically hot emo girl ever! With big green eyes and black and purple hair. The best girlfriend ever. The most kind and caring girl, never turns her back on anyone. Friend or enemy. Total Grammar-Nazi... Looking over my shoulder as I type this... -__-

My girlfriend, Mary Mayhem, is the best ever!:D

Mary Mayhem by AlexanderCannibel November 13, 2011

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