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italian mafia

Mafia men (mafiosi) are very dangerous criminals, mostly murderers on their own or on commission. The goal of mafia is power, and they achieve this keeping people in deep fear. If you disagree with a mafioso, you'll die. If not you, any other member of your family will, children included, probably more than one.

Mafia has many different "flavours", according to the region they rule in. Mafia in Sicily, 'Ndrangheta in Calabria, Camorra in Campania, Sacra Corona Unita in Puglia. Despite their local differences, they all act under the same criminality pattern: threats, blackmail and murder, sometimes carnages. Their major monetary income is usually by drug dealership.

Don't mistake italian mafia with italian folklore: they're really different issues. Italian mafia is the worst italian calamity.
Who murdered Falcone and Borsellino? Italian Mafia was, whoever else?
by Marhis August 27, 2007
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Maliant

1.When you wake up and first thing you do is try to make a fist and you can't.

2. The feeling you get while watching a Rob Schneider movie "man that movie was Maliant"
by Jerome Berthier June 19, 2008
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Malaak

Malaak is a browning banana peel also know as a person slowly dying away from humanity and then still thinking that they are relevant. BUT, she is very relatable and has a good dank meme board on Pinterest.
“Yo, yo, mano did you talk to Malaak today”

“Yea brah; today her memes were FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

“Yea, yea, man. Especially the one about that one man being irrelevant because he doesn’t dispense the sauce.”
by Maloch ness monster October 14, 2019
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Laker Mafia

A term used to describe the L.A. Lakers and how they usually win their games: through fortunate and well placed calls by the referees against the opposing team.

Could also refer to all Laker bandwagon fans (90% of their fan base).
"That was a close game, Laker mafia one 'em another one tonight"

Him - "Man, how do Phil Jackson and Kobe get away with whining so much?"
Her - "Laker Mafia Strikes again"
by Sleepy Z March 11, 2011
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Pussy Mafia

The leading group of ironic memers and celebrities. Started by Instagram user @slapnut.ig
Random faggot: “Can I join Pussy Mafia?

God: “No, I don’t think I will
by @11codeine August 30, 2019
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Steam Roll Mafia

A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.

AKA- S.R.M.
An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.
by Zeebee <3 June 26, 2008
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Alphabet Mafia

Originally used as a term to make fun of lgbtqia+ people as the joke was that there were so many terms it seemed like the mafia with its ranks. Now the term has been coined in tiktock and now is a way to tell someone you're lgbtia+ along with different names for each identity.

Examples include general (gay), lieutenant (lesbian), brigadier (bisexual), major general (trans), etc.
Person 1: I'm part of the alphabet mafia
Person 2: that's cool I'm a brigadier what are u
Person 1: I'm a lieutenant.
by I'm just lonely May 9, 2022
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