A fat lard ass cow bitch who invades peoples personal space and has NO respect for her elders. Her boyfriend has red hair, not blonde.. get the fuck over hoes.
Hi, my name is Lauren Svoboda and I have hemmorhoids.
by Cut From Hebba July 6, 2018
Get the lauren svobodamug. Is a whore a person who is self obsorbed. Will pull you in with her looks and “charm” and will act as if she’s your best friend then stab you in the back. Will create drama to benefit herself and will act mature when she’s really a child
by Iateyoursourpatchkidss November 14, 2017
Get the Laurenmug. probably the most preppiest store around. a store where rich preppy teens go and blow $300 on a nice polo.
by Carly Leigh August 14, 2007
Get the POLO RALPH LAURENmug. The most dramatic, materialistic girl you will ever meet. She's the defenition of a skank whore bitch slut. Don't trust her she'll talk soo much shit behind your back. She's got one of the biggest mouths... only for talkin' shit about you to hotties who like you. If there's one person you should not trust ITS HER. So jealous it's hilarious. She represents both an egg and daisy duck, a terrible friend and a terrible all-around person. Better yourself now, and if you are friends with a girl named Lauren, drop her lying, rumor spreading ass..... don't waste your time with her.
"Did you hear Lauren got jealous because he was talking to this girl prettier than her, and she spread a bunch of shit about her and now they don't talk anymore... but she denies it all...."
by nutinbutthatruth June 20, 2016
Get the Laurenmug. girl that shows up to parties and steals random items that are worthless from people shes never met before.
by pseudonymynymynym September 23, 2009
Get the lunchbox laurenmug. When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.
by problematic potato January 25, 2017
Get the Pulling a Laurenmug. she is the best person in your life stop lying. you know she likes to get jiggy wit the chiz and she loves hangin out on trees and such. u know when you see her your jaw js widens cuz like you personally know she so stunning and such, etc. stop playin. she is so calm and collect and loves deep convos any problems you can talk to her about it and you well done know she lissens so dont be stingy :/. continuing on wit it she is like so gorg gurl like and you know it she is funny as fergie icecream and has a dark side but u dont know that so less processed like so funny to be around to conclude and such etc. feel free to tell her she the best in the entire world wit it. js get jazzy get creative.
gur 1: hey is lauren over yonder do ya spot her
gur 2: yeaaa she lookin really sharp and collects
gurl 1: she is so funny go talk to her
gurl 2: kk hey lauren lolz gur lets be friends
lauren: less get it niece purrr yous so jazzy gur
gur 2: yeaaa she lookin really sharp and collects
gurl 1: she is so funny go talk to her
gurl 2: kk hey lauren lolz gur lets be friends
lauren: less get it niece purrr yous so jazzy gur
by lessgetitniece February 20, 2021
Get the lauren lolz gurmug.