wrong lane

When a guy is trying to stick his dick in a girl's vagina but accidentally sticks it in the girl's butt.

Oops, that's the wrong lane.

by Coxxypoo March 15, 2017

wastedly lane

A place one can go to emotionally while wasted where they reminisce how things in the past were so much better than they are now. It's the euphoric interpretation of memory lane and often exaggerates the positives.

Bobby: Man, remember when we'd walk to get pizza at Gino's after hangin' at Trevor's house? It was so great! Betsy would be workin'. Remember? I miss those days, man!
Robby: You're cut off, dude! It's not even 8:30 and your already rollin' down wastedly lane! You're such a lightweight!

by von groovy June 9, 2017

Man Landers

It's like an Ann Landers advice columnist only it is a male giving the advice.

I don't understand what it is that my boyfriend /spouse wants from me. Maybe I will ask Man Landers

by Easy bake October 10, 2017

Sir Lancelittle

Exactly the opposite of a Sir Lancelot. Cumbersome in every way, screws up in every situation imaginable. If he was instructed to screw up, he'd do it right by mistake.

God dammit where is Kevin? Why did we trust Sir Lancelittle to bring the usb?

Dulce was late to work every single day throughout the entirety of March. What a Sir Lancelittle.

by Rod337 May 9, 2018

stinky lance

Stinky Lance is a pussy who never uses deodorant and stinks up the whole school🤮

This kid smells like Stinky Lance

by Big Jay23 November 24, 2018

benson lane senior

The best boyfriend in the world. He will love you endlessly and support you with everything. He is kind, sweet, handsome, funny and driven. Cherish Benson, cause he’s a keeper.

Sue: “oh my god I hate being single”
Claire: “that really sucks, I’m glad I found myself a Benson Lane Senior, I really am lucky”

by clairesydney0 October 14, 2019

Andrew Lane

Fantasies about pounding his own triplet sister. Wants to fuck little girls especially his friends sisters. Sings Mo bamba and makes sure to say the N word. Looks like a reptile but especially an eel. Thinks he's funny to compensate for the fact that he likes chubby boys. Buys a back massager to stick in his own butt hole while in the shower. Offers that same massager to his sister. Disappointment of the family and the rainbow sheep. He secretly wishes to join a vianney pancake, and wants to be destroyed analy by a black guy named Tyrone. Lastly, dreams wetly about Ella Blankemeyer.

"incest master"
"God I would hate to be an Andrew Lane"
"I want you to destroy me like Andrew gets destroyed by Tyrone."

by "Yeah I lift" - Finley December 17, 2019