A fat lard ass cow bitch who invades peoples personal space and has NO respect for her elders. Her boyfriend has red hair, not blonde.. get the fuck over hoes.
Hi, my name is Lauren Svoboda and I have hemmorhoids.
by Cut From Hebba July 6, 2018

Is a whore a person who is self obsorbed. Will pull you in with her looks and “charm” and will act as if she’s your best friend then stab you in the back. Will create drama to benefit herself and will act mature when she’s really a child
by Iateyoursourpatchkidss November 14, 2017

probably the most preppiest store around. a store where rich preppy teens go and blow $300 on a nice polo.
by Carly Leigh August 14, 2007

The most dramatic, materialistic girl you will ever meet. She's the defenition of a skank whore bitch slut. Don't trust her she'll talk soo much shit behind your back. She's got one of the biggest mouths... only for talkin' shit about you to hotties who like you. If there's one person you should not trust ITS HER. So jealous it's hilarious. She represents both an egg and daisy duck, a terrible friend and a terrible all-around person. Better yourself now, and if you are friends with a girl named Lauren, drop her lying, rumor spreading ass..... don't waste your time with her.
"Did you hear Lauren got jealous because he was talking to this girl prettier than her, and she spread a bunch of shit about her and now they don't talk anymore... but she denies it all...."
by nutinbutthatruth June 20, 2016

girl that shows up to parties and steals random items that are worthless from people shes never met before.
by pseudonymynymynym September 23, 2009

When your friend says they will be right back but just sit on mute for 2 hours and just logging off without a word.
by problematic potato January 25, 2017

by a ninja in a pantsuit November 30, 2011
