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Chronic Lateness

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010
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we’ll talk later

u finna get broken up with.
“i think you’re losing interest in me

“we’ll talk later.”
by lonelyfucker January 27, 2018
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“There’s no love in latex”

Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.
Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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sooner or later

Never.

If someone tells you they will do something "sooner or later", they most likely have no intention of ever doing it.

See also: Eventually
I'll get around to raking the leaves sooner or later. *procedes to drink beer and continues watching TV*
by Wanda Wishbone September 8, 2008
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bi now, gay later

A person who claims to be bi-sexual, but is really gay. This person will realize within a year or two that he or she is not attracted to the opposite sex at all.
So Carly says she's into Chris, but she's totally bi now, gay later.
by paddle May 4, 2010
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Latenightsandwich

The art of sandwich making, primarily on a tour bus travelling across the country. Main ingrediant in all sandwiches is LOVE.
I can't wait for my latenightsandwich, they are so tasty and delicious. Not to mention, they are pretty
by Sandwich Lover July 26, 2010
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