Lps

I Lps are toys you can play with wow

Me:Hi
Girl:yea
Me:u like Lps

Girl:? What r Lps

Me:toys look it up

Girl:ok

by I like gacha May 24, 2021

LP

LostProphets, an extremely good rock band. Welsh && amazing.

Famously known for Rooftops but A Town Called Hypocrisy is better. =

1st Person : "I saw LP last night at the NEC."
2nd Person : "Awesome! I'm so jealous, they're amazing!"
1st Person : "Yeah, even better live.."

by Kirsty Louise Stevenson September 30, 2006

LP

A state of constant procrastination.

Anyone (typically an employee) who takes excessive liberties within an organization with limited supervision and zero accountability. The LP will take extended lunches and numerous breaks at inopportune/inappropriate times throughout the day.

When tired, the LP leaves early even if there is work to be done, claiming the "work can wait 'till Monday."

When awake, the LP masters the art of the 3:45pm-4:10 break period only to leave at 4:20 when the work day clearly ends at 5. Other times, the LP will not show up to work at all often with no prior warning by choosing to 'work from home.'

To the LP, 'working from home' includes oil changes, hair appointments, concerts, moving out and trips to the zoo.

"Dude, I should have pulled an LP and gone to the Green Day concert today"

"Looks like its going to be an LP week!"

by Raphael Rincone July 20, 2008

Lpl

Laugh pussy laugh: Known as a typo for lol, but also a good way to cover up the typo with this bullshit excuse: To force someone to laugh at something you thought was funny, but they did not. Mostly yelled at the person. Sometimes harmful, physical action is necessary.

Guy: Hey babe check out this video on YouTube.

Girl: that's disgusting and I don't think that's funny.

Guy: LAUGH PUSSY LAUGH (lpl)

Girl: eww no. Leave me alone.

Guy: I'll slap you so hard.

Girl: No you won't.

(SLAP)

Girl: (Crying)

Guy: She shouldve laughed. (All shoulders)

by DukiChooss May 15, 2014

LP

1)someone who has a little package
2)Small and puny
3)Pluto (the symbol for pluto is a comboination of the letters L and P)

Dang look at lp go!

Professer: And this, Students, is an example of the characteristics of lp

by Mike J/Jon k January 16, 2007

LPOF

means "Lazy piece of fuc*" , basicly a person who is too lazy to even move and keep everything to the last moment... in the good condition

omfg!!1 i can't belive you didn't do it yet you LPOF!!!

by Tribelord July 18, 2006

LP

LP originated from Africa. As the AP faction crossed the boarder of Algeria in 1952 which started the tribal war of 1952 called "the Core" (le cortis) the battle didn't take long for the AP faction to remove the invaders. As the invaders scattered in late 1952 they sworn for revenge thus established a new orgnization. The last remaining LP resistance now is believed to live in America. The last remaining LP believed to be an Afrikan who is of Irish decent. The location and the size of this organization is still unknown but throughout the midwest in America there are spots where the LP's painted their signals. Many still believe the organization is forming a terrorist organization once again.

The LP's lost the battle of The Core in 1952 Against the AP faction.

by Rob Johnson May 14, 2004