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Johnny Waffle 

When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.
I totally gave Jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.

Johnny Rocket 

The act of aiming a moving vehicle at a person/group of people, then bailing from the vehicle before it hits said person/group.
"Did you hear that Bill Johnny Rocketed his ex-wife when she set fire to his lawn ornaments!?"
Johnny Rocket by Brobrobruh April 23, 2015

Johnny and Aliyah 

They are an amazing couple who love to always be around eachother when they are together everyone can't help but stop and stare at them She is like a model and he is an angel tho they can be silly they are Adorable together if you see a Johnny and Aliyah then you are lucky because you will witness true Love
Jackie~OMG!?! Did you see Johnny and Aliyah

Alyssa~OMG yess they are so adorable

Mathew~im so proud of them
Johnny and Aliyah by Jinx22xxx February 1, 2020

Johnny Roller 

Aw man, I was late to my girlfriend's house and Johnny Roller was hiding behind an overpass and clocked me going 94.
Johnny Roller by Fruitfly34 July 19, 2010

Johnny Rocket 

when a person takes a bottle either full or empty and places it on their testicles while holding it in place then sits down then leans back then takes the bottom of their foot then strikes it on the top of the bottle to hit their testicles
my friends dared me to give myself a a Johnny rocket and my balls hurt so bad

johnny blaze 

Johnny Blaze is a nickname for people smoking a good amount of pot. Formerly a brand from the 90s in the USA and now a surf brand from Australia that is promoting the legalisation of pot there.
What are you up to mate? Dunno maybe just some Johnny Blaze