Jeff

Bestest singer you ever heard very very very handsome. Steals yo mans and womanzz.
Gosh Jeff is a good singer. I wish I could be like Jeff how handsome
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Jeff

Jeff, jeff is strong mentally, spiritually, and physically. He is often described as having the “longest shlongs of them all”
And being very rough in bed. Jeff is very handsome and sexy. He is also known for how well he treats women, and how he treats the men on his bad side (death). So girls if u get a chance to get a Jeff in the bag don’t let him slip out of your grasp!
Jeff slammer my pussy so hard last night that I came 6 times, my eyes rolled permanently in the back of my head and I can’t walk anymore. He got me pregnant, it’s my fault tho. It felt so good as he was Pulling out I wrapped my legs around his waist and screamed( cum all up inside my guts). And he did- Reilly Reid
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Jeff

The kindest man you'll ever meet, his smile lightens up rooms. His kind eyes cause the girls and boys to faint, his aura is so immense and powerful, people just kneel before him with little to no hesitation at all. If there was a book about him, it would be a series, due to his life being that awesome. If there was an audio book, Morgan Freeman would be assigned to speak it in the most elegant tone he can muster. People can not even fathom a man like Jeff, because he is just to good to be true. He treats women with love and respect, babies stop crying when he is in a 6 mile radius of them. If there was a movie about him it would be directed by Christopher Nolan and of course it would be fantastic. He is like a god in human clothing, in fact he rivals God himself. He has no need for religion, due to him of course, being god himself. Its hard to describe this wonderful man, because everything I say right now has probably already been said about this remarkable figure. Oh, did I tell you he also has astounding looks? Well he does, he also saves dogs from burning buildings on the weekends and he works at habitat for humanity in his free time, but he does not have a job. Due to the fact he does not need to waste his time.
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Jeff

Drinks red bull and rage. Giver of fucks. Do not mess with a Jeff.
Do you see all those red bull cans. We must be in a Jeff's lair.
by Acidman17 May 19, 2020
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Jeff

Jeff :
A name that is only given to people who were in the womb too long.
Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!
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Jeff Scott

A smoking hot hunk of man with the sexiest bear in North America and juicy ass made for two hand squeezin’.
Wow look at Jeff Scott. I cannot believe how unbelievable attractive and hot that man is!

That ass of Jeff Scott’s drives me wild!
by WITTMLEA000 March 20, 2023
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Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.
I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.
by 1998F150 September 16, 2021
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