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Jade

Someone who is less attractive than they realize, a 4 who thinks they are a 10
She is such a jade. She thinks she is cuter than me??? She so jaded.
by Slangily January 13, 2024
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Jade

The most dramatic girl you will ever meet. She definitely goes to a theatre or drama club. Everyone knows her just by the sort of good or bad things she has done. She loves to be the centre of attention and doesnt even care if its for a good thing or a bad thing. I have met a jade and shes a total bitch and drama queen. She thinks she knows everything when she really doesnt. Although she is smart in maths.
Person 1: Brooo that girl just is so annoying- she probably goes to a drama camp in the summer.. Shes a jade isnt she..
Person 2: Yeah thats definitely a jade. Hold up- THAT IS JADE LOLLLLL
by hola_ninos_lizaerd October 7, 2021
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques
Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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Jade

Shes probably a hard girl shes fierce
that s sooooooo jade
by Bts mang January 7, 2022
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Jade

There is one and only Jade, an androgynous, charming, and beautiful person with features so lovely alone you can only imagine how breathtaking when those features are put on the same canvas. Jade is selfless, unhinged, silly, intelligent, and genuine. You’ll never find another person so resilient and cherishable. You’d be the luckiest to even see them let alone get to hold on endearing conversation with them.
“omg have you met Jade…. yeah the one with the dimples
by sideshowazh February 17, 2024
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Jade

A pretty young girl , athletic and smart. She suffers with men because they are not enough for her. She always knew she was different a. It’s not her life now that will make her happy and whole. It’s her life with a superhuman man that will push her into the right direction to happiness. Although there are less than a handful of Demigods she doesn’t have to look far in 2025 one will be in her life. And she must force him to be with her. This man will be a sad man that left the heavens to be with a woman over 2 decades ago and the woman betrayed him . She must save him and herself it’s the only way she will fulfill their destiny.
Oh my , Jade is a goodness!
by Biblical historians group June 12, 2025
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jade

jade is not a simp
by jansjajahjshshs November 14, 2020
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