The best friend , brother , boyfriend , uncle , step father , father , husband anyone could ask for ! I’ve never met a man so loving and casting to all he literally is a saint who sticks to his morals.. A real trail blazer never going with the flow unless the flow is the right way to go usually many disagree with his causes , however in the end he prevails and was usually sop on with how Innate ability to predict future outcomes abs events …. You will never meet a better man than Joey Smalls
If you ever get lucky enough to love joey smalls never let him go you will regret it the rest of you life .
by The retributioner July 30, 2024
Get the Joey Smalls mug.Will steal your money if you leave it out, tells all of your secrets after promising not too. Works for the Chinese government as a troll to incite hate and division on current u.s and some foreign events across all social media platforms. If you get a long with him it's because he's setting you up . Likes ice cream.
I was with Joey earlier but he was on social media the whole time and only wanted to talk about how great china is. Any ways have you seen my money I left on the table?
by jojo_guacamole November 23, 2021
Get the Joey mug.A f****** hot cute dude. He cares not just about himself but others. And if you think you have the right to mess with anyone he cares about..... oh boy you’ve made a mistake. He’s so so so charming and a great hand holder. He knows when somethings up and every time he makes you feel better(trust me). He has hella great hair and the sweetest eyes ever. If you have a Joey in your life.....keep him close. He’s irreplaceable.
by agent_00freaking7 August 6, 2019
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by bootyslayer_236 July 11, 2020
Get the Joey Lopez mug.A grown man that lives home with his mommy has never left home and is overly attached to her teat all he does is steal mommy’s money play video games do college online so mommy will continue to let him live there free but yet never finish and always start a new subject just to keep it going also he is a fucking fag and steals pain medication from his mother wich now has brain cancer from all of the stress he has caused and put her thru ...... so with that being said go get yourself a Joey if you want a useless teat sucking flamer
by Real independent adult March 15, 2020
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Get the Joey cantore mug.In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.
This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.
This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.
Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was
“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”
“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”
by Boco June 9, 2023
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