Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.

Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.

by titfink October 30, 2011

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jews for jesus

1. (N) A Christian missionary who uses bullshit scheming tactics to try and trick jews that they can believe in jesus and still be jewish.

Hi im from jews for jesus and i lie and i am anti semitic which is why im trying to convert all jews

by fuckingfuckerfuck September 10, 2006

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Jew Hunter

An amazing person. One who hunts jews. Born from the roman god zeus. of godly origin.

is that jesus?

no, its a jew hunter!

by scotty----- August 29, 2009

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Mountain Jew

A man of Jewish ancestry, now living in the mountains, and is a survivalist.

Not your typical, "Let me help you with your taxes" Jew either.
This is a bonified killing machine, armed with an Uzi, Gefiltafish, and an half drunk bottle of Mogan David wine. On the sauce they are unstoppable!!!!

"Have the boys round up a couple of those Mountain Jews to help us. We need some ass kickers in this group."

by FA-Q October 14, 2012

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Jew Monger

Soemone who sells jews illegaly on the internet or, secretly seduces jews into sex.

"That dirty Jew monger He makes $500 a jew, while i only get $100 for a dildo"

by J-massa April 8, 2007

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jew-tipping

The act of giving very small compensation to a hard working waitor or waitress due to a jewish-like self greed.

Tyler: Man this waitress did a really good job serving us tonight.

Mark: Yes, but I am still jew-tipping her.

Tyler: Your such a jew. (see Jew Noun)

by Joseph Pomerening the third September 20, 2009

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