Walking into Mordor

having sex with a girl that is either way to good for you, or prude.

Zach- "Bro! you need to tap that!
Alex- "nah man, she's totally prude!"
Zach- "true dat, one does not simply walk into mordor"
Alex- "yeah, walking into mordor is real hard!"

by The Dais November 25, 2011

Ran into the grenade

Meaning "Fell for it" or "Was lured into the trap".

Troll: pallies cant use maces lol
"Kool kid": ya they cant lel
Guy: Last time I checked, they can.
Guy 2: You ran into the grenade. *Facepalm*

by Thaddian May 31, 2015

pop into my oven

The process of anal sex

"Dude, I let Daniel pop into my oven yesterday"

by Left testicle March 14, 2016

blacktose intolerant

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products

Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.

by One Rho March 23, 2008

go jump into a lake

A term used to say to a person that they need to mind their own business. Its like saying hey go mind your own business loser or something like that.

In the example it shows how he said it ( the creater of the term.

Cody:dam it!
Jermy hey man whats up
Cody: Mrs Mathis help me god! *laughs*
Jermy:nananana whatever *gets hit* hey!
Cody:get away from me
Jermy:what!
Cody: go jump into a lake
Class:00000000 you got pwned!

by CodyChaos4fr33 and also DarkGamer,Link00, and Cody. Idea was created by Cody. December 28, 2005

social introvert

An introverted person who likes to hang out with people virtually and online rather than in person.

Nancy likes to spend a lot of time on social media, and not really hang out with people in real life very often. I'd consider a social introvert.

by @price5233 May 6, 2020

piss into a bottle

to get drunk or drink too much alcohol.(probably)

Coffee was no good for punctuating the tedium unless he was prepared to piss into a bottle (Kate Atkinson-Case Histories)

by fortuneteller657 August 22, 2007