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Internet Virgin

Person#1. Aye have you seen any good porn site.
Person#2.No I don't do that shit.
Person#1.You never saw a porn site.......U are a internet virgin.
by SEAMOORENUTTS June 19, 2009
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internet tourettes

A condition characterized by the uncontrollable quoting of Youtube videos and other internet memes, at appropriate or inappropriate times.
A. "wow, some guy started trolling our dorm's email list."
B. "I'm not trollin'! I am boxxee, you see? :D :D :D "
A. "wow, you have serious internet tourettes."
B. "LOOOOVE!!!"

A. "Hey, how many cupcakes do we have left?"
B. "OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!"
C. "MORE CUPCAKES THAN YOUR STOMACH HAS ROOM FOR!!!!"
A. "....."
by pantsy mcpantserson June 10, 2010
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Internet Explorer

1) The world's worst web browser, that people with no technology knowledge (see also: n00b) use because they don't know better.

2) The web browser I'm NOT using to submit this definition. (see also: Mozilla)

3) teh suxorz
1) Dude, are you using Internet Explorer? Wow, you must LIKE spyware!
2) Inferior to Mozilla
3) Analogy- Sugar and Water:Mosquitoes::IE::Spyware
by llamapalooza87 June 20, 2004
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internet disease

A picture of a person who lokks more attractive than they usually are, mostly seen in black or with blurish effects.
Though it may be hard to resist, try not to look at it too hard, or you'll tend to like he or she. (mostly a her)
On myspace some girl looks so hot...
but when I met her at school I threw up in her face...
found out it was internet disease
by Ihavnoname January 3, 2006
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internal fart

when you hold a fart for too long, and it finally pops inside your body before seeking its way outside. and after some time it slowly seeks out of your anus with a decayed smell that smells like old fart. (eg, could be the smell of a dead animal thast been dead for ages but still has not been cleaned up..)
david says: oh damn, i just had an internal fart
kevin *faints*
by k-dawg November 11, 2004
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Internet

The internet is a device made by man with the intention to enrich our lives and broaden our knowledge beyond previous realms of possibility by sharing information via a communication device.

Today it is used to look at pornography, bitch about films, share pirated anime via popular file-sharing sites and cause illiteracy and general retardation amongst youths.
Little Timmy: You know poppa, I think I might use the worlds largest data base of information to educate myself and learn to view my opinions with tolerance and validity so I can become a better member of society.
Poppa: Really?
Little Timmy: Fuck no! Now get outta my room so I can download German pr0n and stalk girls on MSN lulz!!!1 D4m I <3 the internet!
by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 22, 2007
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