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Internet

A wonderfully intended invention which connects people all across the world and reminds us how alike we all are. A sea of applicable and totally non-applicable knowledge, the internet has possibilities sprouting out of its possibilities. It is a revolutionary tool for enhancing the every day lives of the lazy, the stoned, the crackpots, the insonmiacs, the anti-social and the procrastinators.
The internet is a modern day outlet for shopping, knowledge, communication, grass-root movements, information, personal expression, school, media sharing and organizations. The internet has probably had the biggest affect on all people of any technological advance in the past 30 years.
Stoner 1: Have you seen that Dark Side of Oz shit...on the internet?
Stoner 2: Bejebus, yes! Crazy ass shit. Let's google vid it.
by Alyse Toulouse January 4, 2009
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friends with intentions

Similar to friends with privileges and friends with potential, but implies that you are keeping friendship with a guy/girl with the goal of making a relationship with him/her, rather than just randomly hooking up. Friends with intentions are more then regular friends, but they can never be BFF.
John: Hey man, how are you and Jenny doing?
Mike: Nothing too exciting, she is my friends with intentions.
by Terrabith March 20, 2007
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Internet Girl

An internet girl is actually a man because girls do not exist on the internet.
Alexk51: I am a girl
YourKidTastedGood: No, there is no such thing as an Internet Girl you lying bastard!
by person who knows stuff April 28, 2011
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internet lingo

lol/lolz = laugh out loud
1337 = see leet
rofl/rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
stfu = shut the f*ck up
stmfhub = shut the motherf*cking h*ll up bi*ch
g2g/gtg = got to go
omg = oh my god
wtf? = what the f*ck
wtfwt = what the f*ck was that?
meh = tch
wth = what the heck/what the h*ll
fps = frames per second/ first person shooter
zomg = over used version of omg
haha = haha
gth = go to h*ll
lmao = laughing my a*s off
lmfao = laughing my f*cking a*s off
hacker = someone who cheats
haxer = hacker
u = you
ur = your
4 = for
2 = to
noob = a beginner or someone who is not good
nub = noob
kick = remove
ban = permanently remove
lemme = let me
dunno = dont know
sometin = something
p*ssy = sex
... = ok, i dont really care
g4u = good for you
ferst = first
CS = Good first person shooter
These all i can think of on the top of my head,

The 11yr old CS playa
A game of cs with internet lingo in use

person 1 Dude, wtf?
person 2 stfu noob
person 1 haxer
person 2 lol im 2 good 4 u
person 1 gth haxer
person 2 lmfao why don't you ban me b*tch
person 1 GRRRRRRRRR
person 2 rotfl ur just a nub
person 1 lemme show u sometin
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 2 OMFG YOUR JUST A STUPID HA-person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
Person 2 has left the server
by [iX]-ST-AreNoth January 7, 2007
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Infernite

An individual who is unconditionally devoted to the World/Inferno Friendship Society. See also obsessed, fanatic, and arrogant. Sometimes referred to as "kids who like to get drunk and break stuff," though they range from high school-age theater geeks and straight edge vegans to aging punk rockers and art school drop-outs. To become an Infernite, one must first pen 500 posts on World/Inferno's messageboard, attend more shows than anyone else, and have been touched or looked at by Jack Terricloth during a concert. Pics or it didn't happen.
At first I thought I was at some sort of cabaret or klezmer concert, but then the Infernites started stagediving and playing wtih matches. The next thing I remember I was waking up on the beach at Coney Island with a black eye and my purse all full of confetti.
by Miss Nonesuch December 8, 2007
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Infernus

I stole a Infernus today
by icedhunter September 24, 2005
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teh internets

A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false.
I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.
by BennyC November 30, 2006
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