baby belly

A not so euphemistic name for the baby bump. I saw one lady with her belly sticking out like a bar fly. That was my inspiration,

Look at her baby belly! She must be expecting a litter.

by The Fly On The Wall April 28, 2013

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mind baby

When and individual experiences a true epiphany, if you concentrate really hard, you're third eye might open and leak out.

Person 1:HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A MIND BABY!

Person 2 involved in conversation: Uhh....

Person 1: An epiphany... sorry... now, about the that...

Person 2: Dude, you really need to stop believing in you're old conspiracies.

by Rambling00000Rose October 18, 2009

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baby's handbag

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.

Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.

by foxyleelou November 27, 2013

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baby phoenix

The burning poop that occurs after eating spicy food.

I just got home from that Thai restaurant and gave birth to a baby phoenix.

by eekbean December 8, 2014

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Morning Baby

A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.

That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.

by timo4001 June 4, 2018

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Baby Toss

1) Towards the end of the movie "Tropic Thunder" when Ben Stiller's Character, Tugg Speedman, tosses a baby named Half-Squat.

2) A throw or toss that is ridiculously short, like coming from the end of a baby's arm

Hellen Keller: The pong-championship rests on this throw, bradah
Kindig: Umph
Hellen Keller: OMG...that baby toss was shorter than my dick.

by Notorious P.A.T. December 19, 2008

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