Idiot Pill

A pill that one takes to prevent stupidity or idiocy. Usually taken once a day.

Person 1: (using phone as a flashlight) I can't find my phone.
Person 2: Did you take your goddam idiot pill today fool?

by Nemu64 December 26, 2018

peak idiotness

The maximum level of idiotness any amount of people can be.

"oh boy, Dave sure is dumb!"
"Yeah, he's achieved peak idiotness!"

by CHATALOT1 May 30, 2018

Sexist Idiot

Someone that thinks that only men can be sexist, when in reality, anyone can be sexist, just like anyone can be racist.

Karen is a sexist idiot

by PhoenixGamer34 March 1, 2023

Spillage Idiot

The friend who always manages to spill something when they come over to your place.

Note: The spillage idiot can often locate items to spill where there were previously believed to be none. This often happens in student dwellings.

Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
S.I.: "Whoops, sorry!"
Rug-owner: "Argh! You fool of a took!"
S.i.: "It wasn't there a minute ago."
Rug-owner: "Oh Reeaally? That would mean something if it wasn't coming from the Spillage Idiot. Oh, hang on, that's my girlfriend's mug.. it hasn't been seen for months.. how..did..?"

Spillage antics leading to serendipitous findings automatically promote the S.Idiot to the position of Loom Raider, Ruiner of Rugs.

by Chandra42 October 27, 2008

Idiot Builder

A fucking dumbass idiot stupid bitch moron retard

Look, it's idiot builder, he's so stupid

by Idiot_Builder April 27, 2022

covid idiot

Someone that is absolutely terrified of covid 19 so they where a mask by themselves. EX. By themselves out side, driving in their car by themselves.

They are such a covid idiot, look at them wearing a mask by themselves outside.

by Buckeyes Hauschka bright Istan October 6, 2021

idiot fee

An accidental contribution made to the general public when you realize you did something stupid.

Hungover Girl: I'm so mad. I left my wallet sit on the bar for like 20 minutes last and when I went back for it I was missing $40.

Sober Roommate: Well the good news is that you got your annual idiot fee out of the way early this year!

by E4member May 14, 2012