Happy Horse Shit

A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.

Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.

by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015

Horseclaw

The male version of a camel toe.

Check out the horseclaw on that douche.

by Manparts July 28, 2009

horsapotty

What the inside of a cold, wet indoor riding area/ring smells like.

Dad: "Would you mind taking the kid to her riding lesson?"
Mom" "Nuh-UH! I don't wanna hang out in that horsapotty!"

by geekgirl72 October 30, 2011

horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.

Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.

by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015

horse slammer

A sexual act where the woman wears a horse mask and neighs during sex and at the end the man cums in the nostrils

"I gave my girl such a good horse slammer last night but I missed the nose holes

by theoghorseslammer September 20, 2017

horsecrap

horsecrap a non vulgar less offensive alternative to horseshit and bullshit when horseshit and bullshit are inappropriate or want do

my ex girlfriend cheats lies and steals and is full of horsecrap most of the time

by littlejimmie April 18, 2019

horsechaser

When a girl always drags her attention to a boy and forgets his girl friends and is quick to answer a question when a boy asks rather then when her friend does she might not “know”

Wow didn’t I just ask if you did the hw, but when he asked you, you were quick to give it to him. Omg your such a horsechaser

by Kylie Jonnas October 22, 2019