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hot cheetos

A food that makes your lips red, your fingers red, your tongue red and occasionally, your poop.
Person 1: "Hey those are my hot cheetos! I`ve caught you red-handed.. literally!"
Hahahahaha.. no.
by iHateEmos July 11, 2007
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hot box

when u smoke in an enclosed area so that it holds all the smoke
shit all we have is one j....so lets just hot box in phipps car and get high off those fumes
by brad p. nigga May 6, 2005
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hot muffins

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.
"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"
by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010
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fat hotness

1. noun an overweight or heavyset female who exhibits some form of attractiveness, despite her large size. Often used to defend actions performed with said female.
She wasn't that big, she had fat hotness.
by Brendan Rice April 26, 2006
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Hot Coffee

A nice hot, steaming cup of joe with an incredibly welcoming smell and the perfect thing first thing in the morning.
1. What's all this sex mod rubbish?

2. I like to start my day with a nice hot coffee.

3. Mmm that hot coffee looks and smells damn good.

4. How do you like your coffee? Hot!
by Metalhead For Life November 11, 2008
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hot lettuce

An exquisite sex act requiring a bagged salad from a local market, a woman's accessible anal cavity, and deep, meaningful desire. First, a man (any man) closes his fist around a portion of the salad. He then lovingly inserts his fist into the woman's anus for a duration of their joint consent. When the couple is sufficiently aroused, the man releases the salad before removing his hand from the woman's anus. With the salad inside, the two enjoy a standard round of anal sex. The man must ejaculate onto the salad, as a dressing. Finally, the act is completed upon receipt of the "hot lettuce" by the man's mouth, eating the sumptuous morsel from her pooping cavity.
"No thank you, waiter. My wife and I will dessert at home with a steaming bowl of hot lettuce."
by ultramundane8 June 19, 2016
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hot poop

steamy shit that comes out of my ass due to hot buffalo wings at a fine dining facility
I shit hot poop in a playground after eating at that place
by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007
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